#Dumpy & Bumpy

[dumbgoondog]

Pet Names and Trouble(P1)

Ft. Gojo, Geto, Sukuna, Kenjaku, Mahito, Nanami

Cw/Tw— Degradation, BDSM dynamics, Sub Dom dynamics, Mahito…

What the men call you! Cute names and dumb names, plus how to know if you’re in trouble!

SATORU GOJO

Pet names- Sugar, sweetheart, lovely, candy, lollipop, beautiful/handsome, honey, and cutie. All interchangeably sometimes he makes up dumb pet names too.

Dumb Pet Names- Cutie booty, Squeaky toy, smoochems(doesn’t know the pkmm)

“You’re in trouble”- Baby. Y/N.

SUGURU GETO

Pet Names- Darling, Dearest, lover, sweetheart, my love, and my blessing. Mostly uses darling tho

Dumb Pet Names- Pookie(started as a joke), Monkey(even dumber joke), and Bumpy.

“You’re in trouble”- no nicknames, doesn’t even use your name, he’s just quiet and watching. Probably plannin

RYOMEN SUKUNA

Pet Names- Woman/Boy, Pet, and something based on your name. Not really a pet names guy.

Dumb Pet Names- Snack, leftover, and Chuck. He thinks he’s funny, and he is funny. He probably won’t compromise unless you give him better.

“You’re in trouble”- your full name. He says it slow too, with a low growl.

KENJAKU

Pet Names- Lovely, lover, love, princess/prince, mi amor, love of my life, and things of that nature.

Dumb Pet Names- hot pants, twinkle toes, dancer, you have to wonder why they call you these things but honestly you might never get an answer past that tongue out smiling shrug.

“You’re in trouble”- Firecracker an inconspicuous one, especially in public. Y/N as well but is a happy little hum where he might squeeze your shoulder or waist.

MAHITO

Pet Names- Bunny, Birdie, baby, bug, ladybug, butterfly, I dunno why B based names feel right but they do.

Dumb Pet Names- bumpky, buggles, squooshy, Bitsy, butt cheek. Also Y/N but add an “ee” to it but if it ends in an “ee” noise it’s becoming “in” (ie. Nanami->Nanamin)

“You’re in trouble”- Pet or Human. Don’t run, it makes him more excited.

KENTO NANAMI

Pet Names- honey bun, sweetie, and sweetheart. Simple and sweet.

Dumb Pet Names- dumpy, he wanted to say “dumpling” and “sweetie” and called you dumpy. He’s so embarrassed by it, please wear it like a badge of honor tho.

“You’re in trouble”- lover, lover of mine, and my love.

[aminotvxq]

We've saved South Korea! For now to say the least😁

A bumpy-dumpy road awaits him. First, it wasn't a landslide, although he managed to win by several percents of difference. Second, unlike his liberal pre-predecessor, he's quite been a divisive figure nearly throughout his political life. Third, this isn't just about his new political journey, it turns out nearly two-thirds of Korean male electorates in their 20s to 30s have already been extremized to root for right-leaning to fascist far-right candidates. It's thanks to the right-leaning parties' covert and overt schemes to install mysogynistic & xenophobic sentiments among young male voters.

I've never been a fangirl of any politicians and never will. However, by electing him as president, Koreans have stopped far-rights in their tracks for a while. Guess I must live healthier and as long as I can to cancel out votes from incels of the same age group as mine😅

[cinematicendevaourz]

Yet another film about the disgusting vanity driven white supremacist culture from my city of origin, "Magazine Dreams" plays out as if "The Waterboy" and "Taxi Driver" had a premature baby. Elijah Bynum's picture is plainly disturbing. The film ultimately carries with it a nauseating atmosphere that is punctuated with many moments that both will indulge audience members to be on the edge of their seats or to barely keep their eyes open to the screen in horror. Bynum noticeably pays homage to Tarantino, lifting a line off "From Dusk Til Dawn", twists the diner scene from "Falling Down" and even takes liberties with another Sandler classic in "Punch Drunk Love" while curating the tale of Killian Maddox - your average L.A. outcast due to the slanted demographics who will do anything to see his name in lights, due to the vanity driven culture of the metropolis - so he picks up bodybuilding. Throughout the film audiences get a glimpse of what makes Maddox such a peculiar character - an only child who witnessed the murder/suicide of his parents (though through the late flashbacks in the film, that event becomes questionable) this dude is a bag boy at a Super A Foods (a familiar grocery chain for Angelenos) who spends his time taking care of his "I only voted for the Dems because I need Medicaid" grandfather and abusing search engines to figure out "how to get people to like him". Repulsive. Rest assured Bynum's film is a journey of self-acceptance, but on that bumpy road audiences get treated to Major's Maddox getting jumped (not once but twice) only in a way L.A. can; Maddox picking up the low hanging fruit by attempting to go on a date with his place of employment's local dumpy mudshark (portrayed by Haley Bennett), Maddox teasing mass shootings at the club (that after having experienced so many of these before 21 in L.A. - I cant stand the club), picking up a hooker (portrayed by the gorgeous Taylour Paige) who he cant get it up for because of steroid abuse or maybe because as the film progresses he ends up having a "Six Degrees Of Separation" moment with his idol "Brad" (Ken Donaghue) who is the Eminem to Maddox's Stan. I came into this film expecting it to be masculine, instead this was yet another film about a Black U.S. male who is reduced to infancy and emasculated in degrees of homoeroticism despite his otherwise chosen "macho" profession. I can see why this film wrapped in 2023 but wasn't released until now, a film this disturbing would certainly have been damaging for Major's legal troubles over the past couple of years. If that legal trouble would not have been though, "Magazine Dreams" would have further cemented Majors as a household name if kept to it's original target release date. It's buck-breaking from the slave auction mirror of the body building pageants Maddox attends - always under duress, ill, and even at one point in the film bloodied and bruised - all the way to the end where Maddox ends up bawling after spending the majority of Bynum's picture throwing violent tantrums and brandishing artillery at those who thought they could pull one over on him. I hated the buck-breaking. I hated the relatability as an Angeleno growing up in a non-chocolate city bred to levels of self-hatred that only FBA's from outside of inner-city L.A. understand. I hated that Maddox didn't travel and broaden his perspective so he wouldn't manifest the incel horror story so many Western women love to hide their own shortcomings behind. Despite my disgust of Bynum's picture a film such as "Magazine Dreams" is needed in modern society. The ostracization of the Westernized Black Male in a European Country who grows up idolizing the Eurocentric model of beauty. "Magazine Dreams" is exactly what that picture looks like. Another California Nightmare that would be a perfect companion piece in a double feature showing with "The Substance"; tack on "Skincare" to round out a triple feature of just how ugly the vanity industry of the West Coast can get when pushed to the extreme.

Western Women point to "Travis Bickle" being a red flag favorite movie character for men; well, Major's Maddox is the palette swap that has a beer for DeNiro's Bickle to hold while he's holding a dollar bill for his new friend at the bar to bang a line through.

C.V.R. The Bard 20th/Mar.2k25

[gumpertbookend]

bumpy rumpy slumpy lumpy dumpy yumpy gumpy

PLEASE STOP 😭😭 WHAT DID I DO TO YOU??

[jombeesgirl]

dumpy bumpy

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[lostestleo]

I just want more people aware of how we grew up. I am glad we aren’t accepting this shit any more. This is why every woman I know has issues with food.

[monriatitans]

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Let's Play Some Demos! - Part 29

Wednesday, May 14, 2025

Welcome to Part 29 of the Let's Play Some Demos! | LPSD series! For those who are new, I aim to provide commentary and feedback on game demos for educational purposes! In addition, with how saturated Steam is, let's get these indie games some attention, shall we (and the occasional AAA game I think isn't getting enough attention)? For this episode, I used some of the demos I had grabbed from the Myths & Legends (I think) & Women's Day Sale Steam Events!  RULES! Typically, there are 4 demos. Each demo gets 30 minutes, not including the adjustment of settings and character creation. I might up it to 5 and/or play a great game for longer if there are technical issues. Or a demo finishes before the timer goes off. And NO AI's spit, aka. plagiarism laundering.

Today, I played 4 demos for your enjoyment:

Altered Alma by 2Awesome Studio - Available: Coming soon Altered Alma combines the beloved classic Metroidvania formula with RPG elements, dating sim features, a slick pixel-art presentation, and a gripping story. Whether you want to beat up bad guys, find love, or just explore the beautiful cyberpunk cityscape, Neo Barcelona awaits!

Grimshire by Acute Owl Studio - Available: Q2 2025 A deadly plague threatens the village of Grimshire. Manage your farmland, forage the bounty of the wilds, prevent your harvest from rotting away and keep the root cellar full. Can you help bring the community together and survive?

Old World by Mohawk Games - Available Old World is a revolutionary new historical strategy game where you lead your dynasty over generations of rule against rival kings and queens. Wage massive wars, manage your court, and build a dynasty — or watch your empire crumble to dust. What legacy will you leave behind?

Shape of Dreams by Lizard Smoothie - Available: 2025 Shape of Dreams is a unique game that blends action roguelite with MOBA-style gameplay. Venture into the dream world, edit your hero's Memories, and create your own champion. Face all challenges solo, or play with friends in up to 4-player co-op.

The links above are to the games' Steam pages.

Overall, I want all but The Axis Unseen, and they are on my wishlist. And they're all Available, if you're interested!

For anyone interested in a mini-review, it will be available on the Opinions & Truth | O&T blog later, here!

If you don't see Part 29 when you click the link, it means I'm still working on it. Feel free to look at other videos while you wait!

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Pilot: CrossCode, Dumpy & Bumpy, Ynglet, Zero Ranger

Part 2: A Dance of Fire and Ice, 2064: Read Only Memories, Death and Taxes, Underhero

Part 3: TEKKEN 8, Spiritfarer: Farewell Edition, Secrets of Grindea, Forspoken

Part 4: Death's Hangover, Fae Farm, Fate/Samurai Remnant, Mini Settlers

Part 5: All-Star Fruit Racing, Indivisible, SaGa Emerald Beyond, Visions of Mana

Part 6: Glorious Companions, Tales of Arise, Ultionus: A Tale of Petty Revenge, Cozy Island

Part 7: The Cosmic Wheel Sisterhood, Cursebane, Dex, The Lady Puppet

Part 8: Detroit: Become Human, Little Goody Two Shoes, Luma Island, Tinkerlands

Part 9: Backpack Battles, Glaciered, Ratopia, Slime Rancher

Part 10: Captain Contraption's Chocolate Factory, Maid Cafe on Electric Street, Neon Noodles, Tiny Glade

Part 11: Critter Café, Grimoire Groves, Pixel Cafe, Wizdom Academy

Part 12: AdventureBarStory, Bone's Cafe, DELTARUNE, Mudborne

Part 13: Food Truck Simulator, Magical Bakery, Magical Delicacy, Seaside Cafe Rush Hour

Part 14: Chef's Tail, Espresso Tycoon, Kulebra and the Souls of Limbo, Tavern Talk

Part 15: Chicken Journey, FANTASIAN Neo Dimension, Terra Memoria, Until Then

Part 16: Cornucopia®, Hipster Café, Let's Café, Spells & Secrets

Part 17: Doloc Town, Feed the Cups, Manitas Kitchen, Mushroom Picnic Party, Rift of the NecroDancer

Part 18: Meadgard: Beer and Plunder, BOKURA: planet, Teeny Tiny Town, Tower of Babel: Survivors of Chaos

Part 19: Dungeons of Hinterberg, The Mildew Children, Mythwrecked: Ambrosia Island, Yaoling: Mythical Journey

Part 20: AI LIMIT, Harmony's Odyssey, Last Time I Saw You, Whiskers & Wizardry

Part 21: Constance, Dragoon Ascension, Kara Fantasy, Welcome to Elderfield

Part 22: Crowncity, Dungeon Alchemist, Parliament of Hell 1796, Voice of Cards: The Isle Dragon Roars

Part 23: The Bear - A Story from the World of Gra, Crime or Punishment, The Star Named EOS, There's No Monsters, Emblems: Sunless Vow

Part 24: Angeline Era, ctrl.alt.DEAL, Find-o'-Lantern, Imperiums: Greek Wars

Part 25: Amadeus: A Riddle for Thee, Lord Ambermaze, Night Dessert, Through the Nightmares

Part 26: Atlas Wept, LEILA, Winter Burrow, Yes, Your Grace: Snowfall, When The Past Was Around

Part 27: ATRI -My Dear Moments-, Kimochii Classroom, Tea for Sana, VORON

Part 28: Altered Alma, Grimshire, Old World, Shape of Dreams

Part 30: Tuesday, May 27th

Part 31: Tuesday, June 10th

Part 32: Tuesday, June 24th 

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[sweaterangst]

I was mixing it up with a different song in my head so I was mistaken about it sounding wet, it sounds more like the theme song for someone named Dumpy or perhaps Bumpy

im ngl it sounds like straight fart noises bro

[marshvlovestv]

It’s been weeks and seven more games since I finished games #191-200 but I never actually posted this ranking, did I? Whoops. Here it is now, anyway haha.

1. The Rewinder - First of all, one of the most visually stunning pixel art games I’ve ever played. Secondly, a nice little story with elements of Chinese folklore providing a lot of flavor. Thirdly, lots of solid puzzles, both one-off and recurring.

2. Lucifer Within Us - So much time tends to pass between me buying games and actually playing them that I tend to forget how much things cost. And yeah, I checked and twenty dollars is too much to ask for this game’s length. I do not regret buying it in the least, though, because it’s a nicely made detective game that I thoroughly enjoyed.

3. Cult of the Lamb - City-building? Not my thing. And combat-wise it’s far from my favorite roguelike, but it’s really cute and the experience was definitely enhanced by the fact that I have IRL friends and family who were also playing it.

4. A Taste of the Past - A lovely little visual novel that came about right at a time when I needed a pick-me-up.

5. Zombie Admin - Dude, I thought I wouldn’t be caught dead playing any kind of shooter. But this isn’t really a shooter, is it? It’s a “complete tasks”-er and the guns are just a means to facilitate those tasks. IDK, I found it really neat.

6. Clam Man - This is a stupid game. There is intention behind that, of course, but even though its jokes are dumb on purpose, that doesn’t stop me from being bored out of my mind by it. The game’s one shining bright spot is its singular verbal logic puzzle which may very well be the most fun puzzle I’ve ever encountered in a video game.

7. Splinter Zone - I do prefer good old procedural generation to this game’s take of random level order, although the twist was appreciated. It was a neat little game, even if I personally get bored repeating the same levels over and over again.

8. Visual Out - I think I have one metroidvania left on my list, but after that I am going to start being nice to myself and never attempt to play another metroidvania. I just don’t like them and this game helped me accept that. Honestly, points for that.

9. Fossil Hunters - A bit of a slippery mess. It wanted me to put wings on a dinosaur but then it never gave me wings.

10. Dumpy & Bumpy - I don’t think I like block-pushing puzzles. Also the colors hurt my eyes.

[thesplintering]

Retro-Inspired Puzzler “Dumpy & Bumpy” Coming to Consoles

Retro-Inspired Puzzler “Dumpy & Bumpy” Coming to Consoles | #gaming #puzzlegames #pixelart #Steam #videogames

Publisher Screenwave Media has announced that their throwback multiplayer puzzle game Dumpy & Bumpy is will be receiving console ports, though specific platforms and release dates have yet to be confirmed. The game was released via Steam PC in May. Developed by Programancer, Dumpy & Bumpy is a puzzle adventure with pixel art graphics and 80 stages to take on either solo or cooperatively with a…

[i-am-a-fraud]

congras on the new blog! this is me asking for a funny scenario with kalego with his human s/o. maybe something funny like his s/o is cooking for him and it tastes so bad that he dies a little inside every bite but he wont say anything coz he doesnt want to hurt his s/o's feelings :D

Oh my god thank you so much your so sweet!

Kalego x reader

Trying readers really bad cooking

No warnings

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I personally headcanon kalego to be autistic but that doesn't limit him it just explains some stuff about him

He is very sensitive to foods he likes them cooked his way and his way only

Not to be a ass or Gordon Ramsey 2.0 but because of textures and flavors

When he walked through the door after a long day to see you setting out plates, he got nervous

Can you even cook? Have you ever cooked before? Did you use HIS recipes?

He has so many questions but not enough energy to ask

"Thank you" is all he could say as you made him sit down

Your eyes where bright and you looked so excited as you layed out a feast of your favorite meal you really wanted kalego to try

He took a bite and died a little bit inside

His soul left his body and not in a good way

You looked so happy to be eating your favorite dinner and so happy that he was too

He clenched his jaw and sucked it up

Although he did slide some of the food into his pockets because of how bad it was.

"Wow you eat all that in such little time do you want more?"

"No I feel bloated"

"Oh I am sorry, I really thought!"

"No! It is good, definitely needs some improving but how about next time we make it together"

"You can take the *food* out of your pocket, I know I'm not a good cook thank you for trying it"

Now if you where not a crush or s/o it would go something like this . . .

"Are you trying to poison me?"

"No just try it"

"Ook"

Takes one bite

"I wouldn't feed this dry ass burt to the crisp bumpy lumpy dumpy bull shit to a mouse or iruma!"

(Ok he doesn't talk like that but you almost made bro go on his evil cycle smh)

Will avoid you for a week or month or the rest of your life because he will probably live longer than you because you will die of your own cooking but that's beside the point.

Anways back on track . . .

He loves you and doesn't want you upset and you know that

Your honestly surprised how nice he was about it kalego hates and I mean HATES people touching or messing with his food

(Probably eats the same 3 meals every week)

It is the thought that counts to him

He will make a point to make your favorite dinner for you so it doesn't look like the bottom of a grill at the end of summer time. Or rather the remaines of a house fire

Will be sure to make you watch him cook so you can "learn"

Needless to say you do not learn, you are just born a bad cook

Doesn't mind cooking with you, gives you small tasks you can't possibly mess up

If you do, he will give you the most annoyed horse face every to be seen

Loves you either way master chef or white trash grill fire (ok, but if there is a grill fire, you know them burgers gonna taste like heaven or like lacking charcoal)

If you say something like "master chef who?" He will give you the most confused and disappointed face known to man to this day

He will not tease you or make fun of you and will go along with lies

Your lies may include lying when you bring baked goods to a gathering saying you made them not him

I feel like he doesn't want anyone to know that he can cook.

He doesn't want to seem housewife like I guess I don't know

BBQ god that's all I am gonna say

I tried to make this a little longer. I don't like writing short things. I feel like I am failing you guys (you guys being my one follower, that is my other account)

I hope you like it annon please request again

Requests cure my depression

[twstinginthewind]

🚗: Joker could do this well with the Evolnation gang but also...

🪦April has tough persona but does get afraid of dumb things at times...

Leave it to you what you pick...

((I'll split this into two posts, just as an fyi! The April story will happen a lil' later.))

THUMP.

Joker laughed wickedly. Another hit, right on target! "I got you, Em—OOF!"

She was cut off by the impact of another bumper car slamming into the side of hers. It hit so hard, it pushed Emma's car away, too. "JOKER! HOW DO I STOP THIS THING?!" Peko's car was still straining against Joker's, making an unsettling whirring noise.

"Stop stepping on the pedal, and steer away!" Joker said, trying to unstick her car from the little pileup. Emma was already halfway across the little track, and Joker could see her laughing as she tried to untangle herself and Peko. Finally, they managed to break their cars away from the pack. Joker turned the wheel, and started to speed away from the group, with Peko on her tail. She had almost made it through another lap, when she heard a familiar cackle.

WHAM!

Her car skidded to the side, sideswiped by Gregory, who had a huge grin on his face. "That's a point for me, Joker."

"We're keeping score?!" Joker whined, and then suddenly Gregory was spinning away as Peko sped past, panicked.

"I knocked him off the path I don't know what to dooooo!!" She proceeded straight forward and slammed against the side wall, bouncing slightly. "Ow." Her vehicle finally stopped, she took a moment to look around. "Now how do I turn....?"

Joker sped past. She was going to catch up with Emma! There was no way she was going to let Emma say that bumper cars were lame and no fun and then manage to escape every time she got bumped! She gripped the wheel tightly, and narrowed her eyes, and....

**bing bong bing bong!**

"That's all for this round, boys and girls," a voice crackled over the loudspeakers as the cars ground to a halt. "Please wait for your vehicle to come to a complete stop before exiting. Thank you and make sure to come back to ride the," and the voice sighed. "The Dumpy Bumpy. Why do we call it tha—" the voice cut off suddenly.

The four of them reconvened outside of the ride. Peko was rubbing her neck slightly. "Well, what did you guys think?" Joker asked.

"I was confused! I loved it," answered Peko.

Gregory gave a thumbs up.

Emma made a face. "You were right. It was fun. Can we do it again?"

"Absolutely! Let's get back into line."

[wtf-triassic]

Lystrosaurus

By Jack Wood / Darwin’s Door

Etymology: Shovel reptile

First Described By: Cope, 1870

Classification: Biota, Archaea, Proteoarchaeota, Asgardarchaeota, Eukaryota, Neokaryota, Scotokaryota, Opimoda, Podiata, Amorphea, Obazoa, Opisthokonta, Holozoa, Filozoa, Choanozoa, Animalia, Eumetazoa, Parahoxozoa, Bilateria, Nephrozoa, Deuterostomia, Chordata, Olfactores, Vertebrata, Craniata, Gnathostomata, Eugnathostomata, Osteichthyes, Sarcopterygii, Rhipidistia, Tetrapodomorpha, Eotetrapodiformes, Elpistostegalia, Stegocephalia, Tetrapoda, Reptiliomorpha, Amniota, Synapsida, Eupelycosauria, Sphenacodontia, Sphenacodontoidea, Therapsida, Eutherapsida, Neotherapsida, Anomodontia, Chainosauria, Dicynodontia, Therochelonia, Bidentalia, Dicynodontoidea, Lystrosauridae

Referred Species: L. curvatus, L. declivis, L. georgi, L. hedini, L. maccaigi,  L. murrayi (and several other probably invalid species)

Status: Extinct 

Time and Place: Between 253 and 247 million years ago, from the Changhsingian of the Late Permian to the Olenekian of the Early Triassic

Lystrosaurus is mostly known from the Karoo Basin in South Africa, along with the Fremouw Formation in Antarctica, the Panchet Formation in India, and probably Australia in Gondwana, while at least two or more species from Laurasia are known in Russia, China, and Mongolia, giving Lystrosaurus a very broad distribution across much of Pangaea.

Physical Description: Lystrosaurus is pretty much the quintessential dicynodont, but when you get down to it, it’s actually a pretty weird one. The skull is unusually tall and squashed looking, even by dicynodont standards, with an incredibly short snout that drops down very steeply almost right in front of the eyes to the squared-off beak and pointy tusks at the bottom, hence the resemblance to a shovel (although the face of Lystrosaurus is actually surprisingly narrow from the front). In some specimens, the snout drops down almost vertically. The eyes are placed so far forward and up on the skull that they almost look like they’re bugging out of its head, and the nostrils are sat directly below them on the front of the snout. The back region of the skull behind the eyes takes up at least half of the length of the skull and houses massive jaw muscles, giving Lystrosaurus a very strong, snapping bite. Curiously, at least some Lystrosaurus may have had a thickened cornified pad between the eyes, possibly similar to the keratin of the beak, as well as rough bosses over the eyes. These were probably used for display, and may have been surprisingly colourful for what you’d expect from a stem-mammal.

The body of Lystrosaurus is more standard, with a long, tubular trunk, stubby tail and short, squat legs. Overall it was pretty dumpy looking (this is an actual description used in a scientific paper, no joke). This shape has been compared to that of hippos, often to suggest a similar lifestyle, but the strong, semi-upright limbs suggest a more terrestrial lifestyle. The forelimbs of Lystrosaurus are very well developed, and its hands and feet are broad with spread toes and large, flat claws, well suited for digging. It was somewhere around the size of the pig, give or take how big you think a pig is, but since Lystrosaurus sizes vary between small to over a metre you’re probably in the ballpark. The integument of Lystrosaurus, and indeed almost all stem-mammals, is poorly understood, and they have been speculated to be scaley, hairy, or just covered in naked skin. However, as-yet unpublished Lystrosaurus mummies from South Africa suggest that Lystrosaurus had hairless, scaleless skin studded with bumpy tubercles. But until we know more about these specimens, we can’t be certain how this would look. Lystrosaurus may also have been sexually dimorphic, with presumed males having more prominent bosses and robuster skulls. Lystrosaurus grew fast for dicynodonts, with rapid continuous growth as juveniles, slowing down as sub-adults with periods of little to no growth, and slowing considerably as they reached adulthood.

Diet: Lystrosaurus was a herbivore, grazing mostly on tough, low-lying drought-resistant plants like horsetails and seed ferns. However, it is also possible that it ate fungi and even bits of animal matter too while rooting around in the earth. Like other dicynodonts, Lystrosaurus chewed its food with a backwards motion of the jaw using its massive jaw muscles, making it an efficient grazer, and its short skull and jaws made it extra effective at snapping through tough stems.

Behavior: Lystrosaurus has often been described as amphibious, living like a hippopotamus, based on its supposedly high set eyes and downward facing jaws. However, there is actually little evidence to support this mode of life, and in reality the evidence is more in favour of a mostly terrestrial lifestyle, no more aquatic than any other dicynodont. Bonebeds of Lystrosaurus tells us that they were social animals that at least sometimes congregated together in similar age groups, at least as juveniles and subadults, possibly for protection during extreme temperature swings. For a long time Lystrosaurus was speculated to have been a burrower, and this was confirmed later by the discovery of not only Lystrosaurus burrows, but even burrows with the skeleton of its owner still inside. Burrowing was evidently a successful strategy for surviving the Great Dying, as many other Early Triassic survivors, like Thrinaxodon and Procolophon, were also burrowers. In fact, it’s even possible that Lystrosaurus acted as a sort of ecosystem engineer, modifying the environment and providing other species with refugiums in hard times that allowed them to pull through alongside it!

Ecosystem: In the earliest Triassic, Lystrosaurus was famously one of the most abundant vertebrates on the planet. It is regarded as a disaster taxon, a species that survives and proliferates in the ecological vacuum left after a mass extinction. Because the continents were joined together in Pangaea, much of the world’s fauna and flora was broadly similar. This is especially so in Gondwana, where much of the therapsid, reptile and amphibian fauna was shared. Here Lystrosaurus co-existed with various other therapsids, including two other surviving dicynodonts Myosaurus and Kombuisia, as well as the small cynodonts Thrinaxodon and Galesaurus, and various therocephalians such as Ericiolacerta, Tetracyndon, Ictidosuchus and the 1.5 metre long predatory Moschorhinus, one of the few predators that could prey upon Lystrosaurus in the Early Triassic. Archosauromorphs had also survived here, most notably the predatory proterosuchids, as well as the small Prolacerta and the larger, exclusively Antarctic Antarctax. Other reptiles includes the parareptile Procolophon, and the enigmatic diapsid Palacrodon, while the closely related (and relatively terrestrial as it turns out) temnospondyls Lydekkerina and Cryobatrachus cruised the waterways of South Africa and Antarctica, respectively. Similar fossils are known from India as well.

Prior to the P-Tr Extinction, in the time of L. maccaigi, South Africa was still relatively wet and lush with vegetated floodplains of trees and shrubs, including the famous Glossopterus seed ferns that L. maccaigi may have specialised in feeding on. However, this environment was already changing as the P-Tr Extinction took course, and was already low in biodiversity. L. maccaigi would have coexisted with other dicynodonts, including the lystrosaurid Kwazulusaurus, larger Daptocephalus, Oudenodon, Pelanomodon, and Dinanomodon, and little Thliptosaurus. Predatory therocephalians were around too, namely Promoschorhinus and Moschorhinus itself, which was another P-Tr survivor like Lystrosaurus. Most others however would be lost to the Great Dying, as the Karoo gradually dried out until it was transformed into a hot, arid plain with sprawling braided rivers, little vegetation and seasonally extreme temperatures that was prone to flash floods and cold snaps. To give a clear picture of how arid it was, it’s speculated that so many Lystrosaurus skeletons are found partially articulated and not broken apart like so many other Karoo fossils is because their carcasses were dessicated into mummies that held them together before they were eventually buried whenever it actually rained.

Lystrosaurus may have been pre-adapted to such conditions, however, as its downturned jaws would have been well-suited to grazing on low-growing drought-resistant plants, such as horsetails, as well as for Dicroidium seed ferns that would soon become the dominant Triassic flora. The Fremouw Formation in Antarctica records a more diverse range of seed ferns, cycads, horsetails and even fungi, all of which may have sustained Lystrosaurus. The climate at these high latitudes was milder, but also would mean they would have experienced months of darkness during the polar winters, even if it wasn’t cold.

Other: Lystrosaurus fossils were pivotal in proving Alfred Wegner’s theory of plate tectonics, as they had been found on various continents around the globe, along with other similarly aged fossils, indicating that the continents had once been much closer together and connected as one landmass. Their fossils are famously ludicrously abundant in the Karoo basin, making one it one of the best represented dicynodonts known, and probably of any stem-mammal. In fact, their abundance is so characteristic of the Early Triassic beds of the Karoo that they lend it its name, the Lystrosaurus Assemblage Zone. Lystrosaurus is sometimes regarded as one of the most successful tetrapods of all time, due to how widespread and populous it was. Case in point, 73% of known vertebrate fossils from the Early Triassic of South Africa are of Lystrosaurus. It’s a prime example of how a disaster taxon with the right pre-adaptations can flourish in the immediate aftermath of a mass extinction, and help to re-establish biotic communities during the recovery of global ecosystems. Not bad for a pudgy, dumpy little herbivore with a squashed up face.

Species Differences: To be frank, and I’m sure most synapsid workers won’t mind me saying this, the majority of stem-mammal taxonomy, including Lystrosaurus, is heavily biased towards their skulls. So much so that the majority of Lystrosaurus species were named based solely on slight variations between their skulls and so consequently were massively oversplit. Thankfully this is being rectified with more thorough, dedicated examinations of Lystrosaurus specimens, and so far the Gondwanan species of Lystrosaurus in the Karoo are the best studied. Four species from there are now recognised, and by and by they’re all still pretty samey looking, superficially. These four species have been recognised as sequentially spanning across the Late Permian and into the Early Triassic, and so can also be distinguished by when they each lived.

L. maccaigi is both the largest and the oldest species, and is the only one known exclusively from the Permian (although a single skull from Antarctica may or may not bring it into the earliest Triassic, assuming the rocks weren’t really Permian all along). It’s recognised for having remarkably well-developed bosses both in front and behind the eyes, giving it very distinctive looking “brows”, and the eyes themselves are characteristically large and placed high on the skull, facing somewhat more forwards and upwards than other species. The snout also drops down especially sharply (almost vertically in some), with a straight edge and ridge down the centre. As well as being the largest species, L. maccaigi was also the rarest, and both of these factors may have contributed to its extinction in the P-Tr.

The smaller L. curvatus is also known from the Permian, but unlike L. maccaigi it is known to have actually crossed the boundary into the earliest Triassic, however it died out shortly afterwards. L. curvatus is one of the least ornamented species of Lystrosaurus, with very reduced or no ridges and bosses on the face and over the eyes, although the largest individuals may have them, including small nasal bosses. L. curvatus also has some of the proportionally largest eyes of all Lystrosaurus, as well as a more gently curved snout than the others. Probably the cutest looking.

L. declivis and L. murrayi are exclusively found in the Triassic, and interestingly they are both consistently smaller than either Permian species. This is believed to be a response to the harsh conditions of the Permian Extinction and Early Triassic, as Lystrosaurus were growing faster and reaching reproductive maturity at smaller sizes and younger ages to combat shorter life expectancies. They are both fairly similar in appearance, each with short, slightly curved, somewhat angular snouts, although L. murrayi has a shorter snout only as long as the roof of the skull, whereas L. declivis has a snout that extends further down. L. declivis also has a pair of bosses in front of the eyes and a distinct ridge running between them, as well as a ridge running down the beak, all features missing from L. murrayi. Both species have a patch of grooves between the eyes on the roof of the skull, possibly supporting a sheet of keratin not seen in L. maccaigi or L. curvatus.

However, this apparent timeline does not mean there was a linear progression between these species. In fact, L. maccaigi and L. curvatus are the most derived species of Lystrosaurus, while L. declivis and L. murrayi are each more primitive than the last! Perhaps the more primitive species were able to survive by being less specialised and growing smaller. Also, this means that their ancestors had already split off during the Permian before L. maccaigi even evolved, so Gondwanan Lystrosaurus did not survive the P-Tr Extinction in just one species, but at least three! L. curvatus and L. murrayi are also both known from Triassic Antarctica, and L. murrayi is further known from India, implying quite a broad Gondwanan distribution—although given the three continents’ close proximity in Pangaea this may not be surprising.

The differences between the Laurasian species are less clear, and while various species have been named from China, it is possible that they belong to only a single species, L. hedini. L. hedini is another species known from the Permian to have crossed into the Early Triassic, and has also been found in Mongolia.

L. georgi from the Triassic of Russia is a bit of an enigma, unlike virtually every other Lystrosaurus species its skeleton is better known than its skull. This is great for understanding how the body of Lystrosaurus functioned but less so for its taxonomy. In any case, L. georgi is still pretty biogeographically distinct from other Lystrosaurus species, so it has merit. L. georgi was initially regarded as similar to the Gondwanan L. curvatus, but preliminary analyses of other Laurasian Lystrosaurus suggest they are a taxonomically distinct grouping of Lystrosaurus species, which presumably includes L. georgi.

~ By Scott Reid

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Let's Play Some Demos! - Part 28

Tuesday, April 22, 2025

Welcome to Part 28 of the Let's Play Some Demos! | LPSD series! For those who are new, I aim to provide commentary and feedback on game demos for educational purposes! In addition, with how saturated Steam is, let's get these indie games some attention, shall we (and the occasional AAA game I think isn't getting enough attention)? For this episode, I used some of the demos I had grabbed from the Myths & Legends (I think) & Women's Day Sale Steam Events!  RULES! Typically, there are 4 demos. Each demo gets 30 minutes, not including the adjustment of settings and character creation. I might up it to 5 and/or play a great game for longer if there are technical issues. Or a demo finishes before the timer goes off. And NO AI's spit, aka. plagiarism laundering.

Today, I, attempted, to play 4 demos for your enjoyment:

Altered Alma by 2Awesome Studio - Available: Coming soon Altered Alma combines the beloved classic Metroidvania formula with RPG elements, dating sim features, a slick pixel-art presentation, and a gripping story. Whether you want to beat up bad guys, find love, or just explore the beautiful cyberpunk cityscape, Neo Barcelona awaits!

Grimshire by Acute Owl Studio - Available: Q2 2025 A deadly plague threatens the village of Grimshire. Manage your farmland, forage the bounty of the wilds, prevent your harvest from rotting away and keep the root cellar full. Can you help bring the community together and survive?

Old World by Mohawk Games - Available Old World is a revolutionary new historical strategy game where you lead your dynasty over generations of rule against rival kings and queens. Wage massive wars, manage your court, and build a dynasty — or watch your empire crumble to dust. What legacy will you leave behind?

Shape of Dreams by Lizard Smoothie - Available: 2025 Shape of Dreams is a unique game that blends action roguelite with MOBA-style gameplay. Venture into the dream world, edit your hero's Memories, and create your own champion. Face all challenges solo, or play with friends in up to 4-player co-op.

The links above are to the games' Steam pages.

Why was it an "attempt" to play? Because Old World made me rage quit. And, after looking back at the footage, what I needed was, almost, right in front of my face. I even moused over it at one point, and it didn't register. 1-800-MYY-BAAD.

To a point. 

Because of the revisit, I will be able to give a complete opinion.

Overall, I want all of them, and they are on my wishlist.

For anyone interested in a mini-review, it will be available on the Opinions & Truth | O&T blog later today, or this week, here!  

If you don't see Part 28 when you click the link, it means I'm still working on it. Feel free to look at other videos while you wait!

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Pilot: CrossCode, Dumpy & Bumpy, Ynglet, Zero Ranger

Part 2: A Dance of Fire and Ice, 2064: Read Only Memories, Death and Taxes, Underhero

Part 3: TEKKEN 8, Spiritfarer: Farewell Edition, Secrets of Grindea, Forspoken

Part 4: Death's Hangover, Fae Farm, Fate/Samurai Remnant, Mini Settlers

Part 5: All-Star Fruit Racing, Indivisible, SaGa Emerald Beyond, Visions of Mana

Part 6: Glorious Companions, Tales of Arise, Ultionus: A Tale of Petty Revenge, Cozy Island

Part 7: The Cosmic Wheel Sisterhood, Cursebane, Dex, The Lady Puppet

Part 8: Detroit: Become Human, Little Goody Two Shoes, Luma Island, Tinkerlands

Part 9: Backpack Battles, Glaciered, Ratopia, Slime Rancher

Part 10: Captain Contraption's Chocolate Factory, Maid Cafe on Electric Street, Neon Noodles, Tiny Glade

Part 11: Critter Café, Grimoire Groves, Pixel Cafe, Wizdom Academy

Part 12: AdventureBarStory, Bone's Cafe, DELTARUNE, Mudborne

Part 13: Food Truck Simulator, Magical Bakery, Magical Delicacy, Seaside Cafe Rush Hour

Part 14: Chef's Tail, Espresso Tycoon, Kulebra and the Souls of Limbo, Tavern Talk

Part 15: Chicken Journey, FANTASIAN Neo Dimension, Terra Memoria, Until Then

Part 16: Cornucopia®, Hipster Café, Let's Café, Spells & Secrets

Part 17: Doloc Town, Feed the Cups, Manitas Kitchen, Mushroom Picnic Party, Rift of the NecroDancer

Part 18: Meadgard: Beer and Plunder, BOKURA: planet, Teeny Tiny Town, Tower of Babel: Survivors of Chaos

Part 19: Dungeons of Hinterberg, The Mildew Children, Mythwrecked: Ambrosia Island, Yaoling: Mythical Journey

Part 20: AI LIMIT, Harmony's Odyssey, Last Time I Saw You, Whiskers & Wizardry

Part 21: Constance, Dragoon Ascension, Kara Fantasy, Welcome to Elderfield

Part 22: Crowncity, Dungeon Alchemist, Parliament of Hell 1796, Voice of Cards: The Isle Dragon Roars

Part 23: The Bear - A Story from the World of Gra, Crime or Punishment, The Star Named EOS, There's No Monsters, Emblems: Sunless Vow

Part 24: Angeline Era, ctrl.alt.DEAL, Find-o'-Lantern, Imperiums: Greek Wars

Part 25: Amadeus: A Riddle for Thee, Lord Ambermaze, Night Dessert, Through the Nightmares

Part 26: Atlas Wept, LEILA, Winter Burrow, Yes, Your Grace: Snowfall, When The Past Was Around

Part 27: ATRI -My Dear Moments-, Kimochii Classroom, Tea for Sana, VORON

Part 29: Tuesday, April 29th

Part 30: Tuesday, May 6th

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Snow White and the 1026 Dwarfs

Snow White woke up in the strangest little bed!   She'd happened upon the small, cozy house deep in the woods, found nobody at home, and promptly crashed in the first bed she'd spotted.  Sleep claimed her then, dragging her away to a place of relative peace and calm... carefully letting her ignore how tiny all the furnishings were, how oddly low were the ceilings and fixtures. And now, the next morning!  What odd little men surrounded her!  Normally she'd be alarmed by close proximity to so many strangers, but the events of the past day had granted her an oddly calm outlook on life.  Nothing much rattled her anymore. Snow White blinked sleepily, yawned, and stretched.  The men watched her every movement, transfixed. "Do you talk?" She asked experimentally. One older man -- tiny, rotund, and wiser than the rest with a long white beard -- glanced around at the others and nodded.  He adjusted his spectacles and stepped forward. "I'm Doc," he explained with a jolly chuckle.  "And these are my friends: Smarmy, Ragey, Explainy, Glossy, Pookie, Pesty, Grippy, Inebriated, Teary, Swampy, Piggy, Catty, Hitler, Stroky, Zombie, Mooky, Tandy, Fakey, Twinky, Biggie, Munchy, Stingy, Intrepid, Gabby, Shitsnacks, Packy, Growly, Sleazy, Pervy, Ookey, Maggy, Slither, Effy, Jelly, Freezy, Snuggy, Dippy, Toothy, Banger, Loathsome, Smelly, Loofa, Eerie, Jenny, Zoidberg, Fatty, Porkey, Cutty, Brazen, Krabby, Outlandish, Irony, Queasey, Juicy, Ugly, Wonky, Appealing, Lectory, Terminator, Off-putting, Shorty, Irregular, Hissy, Silky, Hardy, Whacker, Ginny, Pammy, Lovely, Chasey, Numby, Abba, Unmentionable, Phreaky, Gawkey, Spooly, Dairy, Flamy, Pickley, Jammy, Croaky, Diehardy, Sordid, Boasty, Rumbly, Klepto, Siggy, Serendipity, Touchy, Thrifty, Cassy, Noxy, Woggly, Gaggy, Beauty, Bluto, Easty, Larky, Sleepy, Hottie, Cloggy, Muffy, Busty, Flouncy, Oly, Wordy, Floopy, Bently, Winky, Rampy, Twitty, Rutty, Witchy, Boxey, Sexy, Sicky, Blazey, Googly, Chemistry, Humpy, Bloggy, Palsey, Tranny, Nipply, Creepy, Jumpy, Weekly, Dready, Burny, Stjnky, Potty, Poofey, Affable, Sippy, Yeachy, Volatile, Jacky, Pokey, Tumbly, Stinky, Hippie, Restless, Frosty, Slicey, Grabby, Bashful, Milky, Lenny, Slick, Losty, Dramatic, Subliminal, Peeny, Inserty, Botfly, Whipser, Edgy, Strutty, Gamey, Goaty, Slammy, Hickey, Murdery, Lickey, Quiet, Bastard, Sprainy, Griefy, Freeky, Snicky, Snobby, Destructive, Pagey, Hefty, Freepy, Dreamy, Tinny, Jaunty, Larpy, Yelpy, Pumpy, Techey, Wackey, Krappy, Porky, Banny, Lawdy, Spikey, Noxious, Robby, Forky, Woeful, Cringley, Roasty, Grumpy, Queefy, Slabby, Qwerty, Oaky, Rusty, Donner, Bitey, Ernie, Bratty, Reddy, Alky, Pearly, Tooky, Clingy, Rapey, Contagious, Wheezy, Toasty, Nosy, Hungry, Cupid, Woofy, Wicked, Kitty, Slappy, Silly, Oogly, Quagmire, Chumpy, Spocky, Secretive, Yukku, Checky, Goofy, Porney, Seepy, Angry, Junkie, Dumpy, Cagey, Handy, Ghastly, Bunny, Narky, Crummy, Tipsey, Wizzy, Peachy, Splashy, Frighty, Towley, Rangey, Twitchy, Birdy, Blotty, Wheely, Tweety, Mealy, Tazey, Boozy, Mopey, Icky, Hacky, Mental, Pasty, Guffy, Yelly, Picky, Lucy, Bloody, Doomy, Balky, Sharky, Moby, Tastey, Clunky, Happy, Nancy, Fry, Puke, Zany, Sweaty, Pimply, Poppy, Testy, Classy, Scratchy, Righty, Smegma, Pissy, Schmutzy, Proxy, Preachy, Prey, Baddy, Westy, Clumsey, Jumbo, Pawy, Jaundiced, Masturbatey, Spasms, Wiley, Pukey, Havok, Puffy, Startled, Prissy, Snoopy, Ruffian, Iggy, Acid-Refluxy, Nifty, Dressy, Gomer, Flabby, Deadly, Smalls, Neurotic, Hideous, Shecky, Blondy, Skunky, Yummy, Victor, Jewy, Arny, Neuty, Biff, Toady, Humpty, Moogly, Grassy, Corny, Feisty, Angsty, Creamy, Techy, Lopsey, Queeny, Stretchy, Mo, Spanks, Regretful, Snarfly, Underpants, Ready, Lanky, Splenda, Naggy, Faily, Yakky, Sizzly, Jokey, Pacey, Spooey, Traumatic, Screamy, Tucker, Pimpy, Beady, Roughy, Snoozy, Roofy, Quimbly, Brewy, Gumby, Pointy, Hooky, Writey, Shimmy, Bulgy, Nootsy, Bingey, Mooby, Dunky, Sully, Neurtsy, Woey, Jiggy, Prietsly, Terry, Forgetful, Comfy, Romney, Campy, Northy, Giggidy, Dipsy, Beefy, Poledancey, Apocalypse, Woozy, Evil, Talky, Vapid, Freaky, Whackey, Inserto, Bleaty, Chufty, Scuzzy, Crispy, Tepid, Snazzy, Sqealy, Grotty, Jimmy, Nanny, Godlike, Furious, Booty, Wolfy, Cumpy, Toily, Crumbly, Biggo, Boggly, Ironic, Belchy, Flaily, Killy, Puggy, Wendy, Gloomy, Verbosity, Listless, Twisty, Waffles, Archy, Wheatley, Iconic, Klassy, Pauley, Bruiser, Prefunctory, Ruffy, Poopy, Zuckerman, Snappy, Oily, Shakes, Yiles, Priggy, Airy, Godly, Hotty, Lassy, Fudgy, Wooky, Bursty, Leggy, Soggy, Soulful, Walky, Unkillable, Bindlestiff, Pathy, Soothy, Lolzy, Spiffy, Trekky, Toothsome, Goldy, Daffy, Yucky, Pappy, Snowy, Dancy, Sappy, Lana, Cursey, Drippy, Cackles, Fuzzy, Malignant, Ghosty, Quality, Hurty, Schulty, Fizzy, Toughy, Tweaky, Starry, Jigsaw, Piney, Magnanimous, Softy, Denty, Damned, Intolerable, Dodgey, Spazzy, Ropey, Socky, Moomoo, Sammy, Dampy, Cracky, Zippy, Whorey, Likey, Wooy, Spewy, Farty, Perthy, Kinky, Peely, Wetone, Squeaky, Frenzy, Noisy, Danny, Flippy, Fartsy, Gravy, Barfy, Loopy, Regular, Nedly, Quacky, Sloppy, Snooki, Crampy, Wetty, Appealy, Boofy, Snotty, Kwazy, Nutty, Regal, Zappy, Candy, Scary, Shakey, Yeasty, Trampy, Runty, Turgid, Icey, Dusty, Adolph, Pocky, Shitty, Nasty, Cranny, Mommy, Monkey, Prickley, Lumpy, Snippy, Quaffy, Wendigo, Opulent, Henny, Prancer, Pervo, Pippy, Rotund, Cavey, Dazzle, Clooney, Rumpy, Pudgy, Spunky, Ralfy, Questy, Dwarfy, Limpy, Rugby, Junky, Insideous, Assy, Hizzy, Hotsy, Honey, Punky, Blingy, Spinny, Nicky, Spindly, Lacey, Banshee, Feely, Baldy, Rabbity, Lunky, Swarley, Damply, Whiley, Splattery, Squirty, Alcoholic, Foggy, Denny, Berty, Zinny, Mammy, Delicious, Dropsey, Vixen, Beary, Beatlejuice, Knobby, Loudly, Meaty, Teethy, Drinky, Woz, Wanky, Scuffy, Swimmy, Gummy, Posse, Milly, Wallop, Pouty, Ruby, Chicken, Poofy, Funny, Smugly, Spinry, Grimey, Ripley, Savory, Schmuckey, Stainy, Quivery, Pooly, Droopy, Lappy, Herpy, Able, Goosey, Dapper, Beasty, Dazy, Giggy, Drowsy, Lowly, Coolie, Slutty, Burby, Nippy, Firey, Sniffy, Glassy, Factory, Cheney, Slidey, Chippy, Kludgy, Orly, Meany, Kreepy, Pooley, Ninja, Whizzy, Victim, Iffy, Saggy, Kenny, Floppy, Nabby, Sickley, Groggy, Liquidity, Hussy, Jinxy, Kewpie, Lampy, Saxy, Dexter, Doleful, Dandy, Peggy, Mooey, Slashy, Drunkey, Homo, Rolly, Hoggly, Healy, Salty, Gropey, Ghouley, Whirley, Faggy, Weedy, Teaser, Dasher, Ego, Artsy, Quippy, Insanity, Beastly, Chappy, Sparky, Zesty, Tasty, Bumpy, Tappy, Uggy, Herky, Greasy, Weakly, Grungy, Jeery, Menthol, Ouchy, Trollface, Morty, Pandy, Scooby, Miley, Racky, Upchuck, Stumpy, Spongy, Slurpy, Kiley, Tummy, Incindiary, Tokey, Flighty, Pussy, Porker, Pranky, Itchy, Spongey, Fuckey, Stuffy, Quiver, Dreary, Ravey, Dirtzy, Tanky, Crabby, Besty, Dregs, Killzy, Wackry, Daisy, Killer, Chevy, Tacky, Stimpy, Tiny, Buffy, Piggie, Crufty, Stabby, Oozey, Unlucky, Beatnik, Twitly, Kingly, Aery, Ogly, Gimpy, Shanky, Trippy, Fingery, Trumpy, Quackey, Cringey, Hokey, Emergency, Flowery, Tinky, Wifey, Crowley, Gassy, Gingery, Bobby, Tender, Penny, Nutso, Mighty, Crazy, Klinky, Blitzen, Clappy, Slitty, Leaky, Queasy, Wallaby, Buddy, Bootlicker, Peeky, Sadistic, Lovey, Glowy, Pickles, Gingerly, Misty, Lofty, Mickey, Wrappy, Ridiculous, Perky, Tangly, Sprockets, Lackey, Awful, Crassy, Runny, Nasal, Frigid, Doggy, Leafy, Planty, Stealthy, Soapy, Draggy, Queery, Texty, Undie, Davey, Fucky, Futurey, Lefty, Sickly, Diseased, Cranky, Nukey, Gangly, Totty, Dummy, Flakey, Lizzy, Tighty, Froggy, Gunny, Doily, Blotto, Seizey, Lazy, Venty, Blacky, Sandy, Immotral, Spangly, Clowny, Falsey, Loosey, Hanky, Wavy, Shifty, Annoying, Navy, Broody, Cunty, Impressy, Tuffy, Anonymous, Dickey, Pugly, Trolly, Kissy, Reflexy, Prawny, Obnoxious, Duffy, Kingy, Clicky, Nosey, Weepy, Phony, Frenny, Blinky, Neutral, Icony, Southy, Jetty, Teeny, Brutus, Wiffy, Smuggy, Busy, Plucky, Fisty, Spotty, Smokey, Chokey, Lippy, Tammy, Baggy, Powerless, Whitey, Typo, Mimsey, Tiki, Slurpee, Tearful, Flamey, Boozey, Moochy, Jewlery, Wobbly, Bossy, Randy, Curmudgeon, Grampy, Treacherous, Tonedeaf, Handsy, Speedy, Lulzy, Marty, Smacky, Rooky, Frightened, Piggly, Artful, Plowy, Bitchy, Barky, Preppy, Sunny, Rocky, Whappy, Hiney, Spanky, Whammy, Deafy, Mathy, Brainy, Fishy, Barfly, Swifty, Clueless, Dizzy, Lordy, Swindly, Pony, Snooty, Twix, Banksy, Wisty, Squirmy, Brewery, Scrappy, Slippy, Trollop, Ballsy, Willy, Rappy, Sneezy, Addy, Icy, Earny, Fidgety, Schooly, Klangy, Wistful, Metal, Lucky, Obsessive, Henzy, Huggy, Sassy, Agey, Pinky, Horny, Benny, Passy, Tingly, Rippy, Reagal, Freebie, Tossy, Slippery, Touchey, Kermy, Wiggly, Druggy, Hippy, Sweety, Dougie, Crappy, Peaty, Nazi, Faulty, Swirley, Crunchy, Bully, Flambe, Biddy, Hoppy, Bangy, Punny, Unsavory, Derpy, Jizzy, Ratty, Unlikable, Gently, Droppy, Ren, Smithy, Knotty, Deady, Chicky, Jerky, Flatulent, Billy, Pithy, Humphrey, Hansel, Poopie, Snuggly, Loki, Dopey, Yippy, Ridonkulous, Cody, Blatty, Renny, Parky, Prancy, Banananery, Yukky, Cheaty, Lossy, Scruffy, Silty, and Drifty." Snow White laughed and clapped her hands with delight.  "My, there certainly are a lot of you!  I'm ever so sorry for barging in here uninvited, but I don't really have a home any more... would you mind terribly if I stayed for awhile?  I can cook and clean and--" Doc raised a hand, interrupting her gently. "We'd be honored if you stayed!" All 1026 dwarfs nodded in agreement, and were so thrilled they threw Snow White a party to celebrate their new friendship.  The party lasted late into the evening, and everyone passed out with full tummies and a happy smile lighting their faces. The next day the dwarfs arose early and prepared for work.  Snow White cooked them breakfast and when it was time to leave they all lined up at the door to bid her farewell for the day. Snow White expressed her gratitude by kissing each dwarf on the forehead: Smarmy, Ragey, Explainy, Glossy, Pookie, Pesty, Grippy, Inebriated, Teary, Swampy, Piggy, Catty, Hitler, Stroky, Zombie, Mooky, Tandy, Fakey, Twinky, Biggie, Munchy, Stingy, Intrepid, Gabby, Shitsnacks, Packy, Growly, Sleazy, Pervy, Ookey, Maggy, Slither, Effy, Jelly, Freezy, Snuggy, Dippy, Toothy, Banger, Loathsome, Smelly, Loofa, Eerie, Jenny, Zoidberg, Fatty, Porkey, Cutty, Brazen, Krabby, Outlandish, Irony, Queasey, Juicy, Ugly, Wonky, Appealing, Lectory, Terminator, Off-putting, Shorty, Irregular, Hissy, Silky, Hardy, Whacker, Ginny, Pammy, Lovely, Chasey, Numby, Abba, Unmentionable, Phreaky, Gawkey, Spooly, Dairy, Flamy, Pickley, Jammy, Croaky, Diehardy, Sordid, Boasty, Rumbly, Klepto, Siggy, Serendipity, Touchy, Thrifty, Cassy, Noxy, Woggly, Gaggy, Beauty, Bluto, Easty, Larky, Sleepy, Hottie, Cloggy, Muffy, Busty, Flouncy, Oly, Wordy, Floopy, Bently, Winky, Rampy, Twitty, Rutty, Witchy, Boxey, Sexy, Sicky, Blazey, Googly, Chemistry, Humpy, Bloggy, Palsey, Tranny, Nipply, Creepy, Jumpy, Weekly, Dready, Burny, Stjnky, Potty, Poofey, Affable, Sippy, Yeachy, Volatile, Jacky, Pokey, Tumbly, Stinky, Hippie, Restless, Frosty, Slicey, Grabby, Bashful, Milky, Lenny, Slick, Losty, Dramatic, Subliminal, Peeny, Inserty, Botfly, Whipser, Edgy, Strutty, Gamey, Goaty, Slammy, Hickey, Murdery, Lickey, Quiet, Bastard, Sprainy, Griefy, Freeky, Snicky, Snobby, Destructive, Pagey, Hefty, Freepy, Dreamy, Tinny, Jaunty, Larpy, Yelpy, Pumpy, Techey, Wackey, Krappy, Porky, Banny, Lawdy, Spikey, Noxious, Robby, Forky, Woeful, Cringley, Roasty, Grumpy, Queefy, Slabby, Qwerty, Oaky, Rusty, Donner, Bitey, Ernie, Bratty, Reddy, Alky, Pearly, Tooky, Clingy, Rapey, Contagious, Wheezy, Toasty, Nosy, Hungry, Cupid, Woofy, Wicked, Kitty, Slappy, Silly, Oogly, Quagmire, Chumpy, Spocky, Secretive, Yukku, Checky, Goofy, Porney, Seepy, Angry, Junkie, Dumpy, Cagey, Handy, Ghastly, Bunny, Narky, Crummy, Tipsey, Wizzy, Peachy, Splashy, Frighty, Towley, Rangey, Twitchy, Birdy, Blotty, Wheely, Tweety, Mealy, Tazey, Boozy, Mopey, Icky, Hacky, Mental, Pasty, Guffy, Yelly, Picky, Lucy, Bloody, Doomy, Balky, Sharky, Moby, Tastey, Clunky, Happy, Nancy, Fry, Puke, Zany, Sweaty, Pimply, Poppy, Testy, Classy, Scratchy, Righty, Smegma, Pissy, Schmutzy, Proxy, Preachy, Prey, Baddy, Westy, Clumsey, Jumbo, Pawy, Jaundiced, Masturbatey, Spasms, Wiley, Pukey, Havok, Puffy, Startled, Prissy, Snoopy, Ruffian, Iggy, Acid-Refluxy, Nifty, Dressy, Gomer, Flabby, Deadly, Smalls, Neurotic, Hideous, Shecky, Blondy, Skunky, Yummy, Victor, Jewy, Arny, Neuty, Biff, Toady, Humpty, Moogly, Grassy, Corny, Feisty, Angsty, Creamy, Techy, Lopsey, Queeny, Stretchy, Mo, Spanks, Regretful, Snarfly, Underpants, Ready, Lanky, Splenda, Naggy, Faily, Yakky, Sizzly, Jokey, Pacey, Spooey, Traumatic, Screamy, Tucker, Pimpy, Beady, Roughy, Snoozy, Roofy, Quimbly, Brewy, Gumby, Pointy, Hooky, Writey, Shimmy, Bulgy, Nootsy, Bingey, Mooby, Dunky, Sully, Neurtsy, Woey, Jiggy, Prietsly, Terry, Forgetful, Comfy, Romney, Campy, Northy, Giggidy, Dipsy, Beefy, Poledancey, Apocalypse, Woozy, Evil, Talky, Vapid, Freaky, Whackey, Inserto, Bleaty, Chufty, Scuzzy, Crispy, Tepid, Snazzy, Sqealy, Grotty, Jimmy, Nanny, Godlike, Furious, Booty, Wolfy, Cumpy, Toily, Crumbly, Biggo, Boggly, Ironic, Belchy, Flaily, Killy, Puggy, Wendy, Gloomy, Verbosity, Listless, Twisty, Waffles, Archy, Wheatley, Iconic, Klassy, Pauley, Bruiser, Prefunctory, Ruffy, Poopy, Zuckerman, Snappy, Oily, Shakes, Yiles, Priggy, Airy, Godly, Hotty, Lassy, Fudgy, Wooky, Bursty, Leggy, Soggy, Soulful, Walky, Unkillable, Bindlestiff, Pathy, Soothy, Lolzy, Spiffy, Trekky, Toothsome, Goldy, Daffy, Yucky, Pappy, Snowy, Dancy, Sappy, Lana, Cursey, Drippy, Cackles, Fuzzy, Malignant, Ghosty, Quality, Hurty, Schulty, Fizzy, Toughy, Tweaky, Starry, Jigsaw, Piney, Magnanimous, Softy, Denty, Damned, Intolerable, Dodgey, Spazzy, Ropey, Socky, Moomoo, Sammy, Dampy, Cracky, Zippy, Whorey, Likey, Wooy, Spewy, Farty, Perthy, Kinky, Peely, Wetone, Squeaky, Frenzy, Noisy, Danny, Flippy, Fartsy, Gravy, Barfy, Loopy, Regular, Nedly, Quacky, Sloppy, Snooki, Crampy, Wetty, Appealy, Boofy, Snotty, Kwazy, Nutty, Regal, Zappy, Candy, Scary, Shakey, Yeasty, Trampy, Runty, Turgid, Icey, Dusty, Adolph, Pocky, Shitty, Nasty, Cranny, Mommy, Monkey, Prickley, Lumpy, Snippy, Quaffy, Wendigo, Opulent, Henny, Prancer, Pervo, Pippy, Rotund, Cavey, Dazzle, Clooney, Rumpy, Pudgy, Spunky, Ralfy, Questy, Dwarfy, Limpy, Rugby, Junky, Insideous, Assy, Hizzy, Hotsy, Honey, Punky, Blingy, Spinny, Nicky, Spindly, Lacey, Banshee, Feely, Baldy, Rabbity, Lunky, Swarley, Damply, Whiley, Splattery, Squirty, Alcoholic, Foggy, Denny, Berty, Zinny, Mammy, Delicious, Dropsey, Vixen, Beary, Beatlejuice, Knobby, Loudly, Meaty, Teethy, Drinky, Woz, Wanky, Scuffy, Swimmy, Gummy, Posse, Milly, Wallop, Pouty, Ruby, Chicken, Poofy, Funny, Smugly, Spinry, Grimey, Ripley, Savory, Schmuckey, Stainy, Quivery, Pooly, Droopy, Lappy, Herpy, Able, Goosey, Dapper, Beasty, Dazy, Giggy, Drowsy, Lowly, Coolie, Slutty, Burby, Nippy, Firey, Sniffy, Glassy, Factory, Cheney, Slidey, Chippy, Kludgy, Orly, Meany, Kreepy, Pooley, Ninja, Whizzy, Victim, Iffy, Saggy, Kenny, Floppy, Nabby, Sickley, Groggy, Liquidity, Hussy, Jinxy, Kewpie, Lampy, Saxy, Dexter, Doleful, Dandy, Peggy, Mooey, Slashy, Drunkey, Homo, Rolly, Hoggly, Healy, Salty, Gropey, Ghouley, Whirley, Faggy, Weedy, Teaser, Dasher, Ego, Artsy, Quippy, Insanity, Beastly, Chappy, Sparky, Zesty, Tasty, Bumpy, Tappy, Uggy, Herky, Greasy, Weakly, Grungy, Jeery, Menthol, Ouchy, Trollface, Morty, Pandy, Scooby, Miley, Racky, Upchuck, Stumpy, Spongy, Slurpy, Kiley, Tummy, Incindiary, Tokey, Flighty, Pussy, Porker, Pranky, Itchy, Spongey, Fuckey, Stuffy, Quiver, Dreary, Ravey, Dirtzy, Tanky, Crabby, Besty, Dregs, Killzy, Wackry, Daisy, Killer, Chevy, Tacky, Stimpy, Tiny, Buffy, Piggie, Crufty, Stabby, Oozey, Unlucky, Beatnik, Twitly, Kingly, Aery, Ogly, Gimpy, Shanky, Trippy, Fingery, Trumpy, Quackey, Cringey, Hokey, Emergency, Flowery, Tinky, Wifey, Crowley, Gassy, Gingery, Bobby, Tender, Penny, Nutso, Mighty, Crazy, Klinky, Blitzen, Clappy, Slitty, Leaky, Queasy, Wallaby, Buddy, Bootlicker, Peeky, Sadistic, Lovey, Glowy, Pickles, Gingerly, Misty, Lofty, Mickey, Wrappy, Ridiculous, Perky, Tangly, Sprockets, Lackey, Awful, Crassy, Runny, Nasal, Frigid, Doggy, Leafy, Planty, Stealthy, Soapy, Draggy, Queery, Texty, Undie, Davey, Fucky, Futurey, Lefty, Sickly, Diseased, Cranky, Nukey, Gangly, Totty, Dummy, Flakey, Lizzy, Tighty, Froggy, Gunny, Doily, Blotto, Seizey, Lazy, Venty, Blacky, Sandy, Immotral, Spangly, Clowny, Falsey, Loosey, Hanky, Wavy, Shifty, Annoying, Navy, Broody, Cunty, Impressy, Tuffy, Anonymous, Dickey, Pugly, Trolly, Kissy, Reflexy, Prawny, Obnoxious, Duffy, Kingy, Clicky, Nosey, Weepy, Phony, Frenny, Blinky, Neutral, Icony, Southy, Jetty, Teeny, Brutus, Wiffy, Smuggy, Busy, Plucky, Fisty, Spotty, Smokey, Chokey, Lippy, Tammy, Baggy, Powerless, Whitey, Typo, Mimsey, Tiki, Slurpee, Tearful, Flamey, Boozey, Moochy, Jewlery, Wobbly, Bossy, Randy, Curmudgeon, Grampy, Treacherous, Tonedeaf, Handsy, Speedy, Lulzy, Marty, Smacky, Rooky, Frightened, Piggly, Artful, Plowy, Bitchy, Barky, Preppy, Sunny, Rocky, Whappy, Hiney, Spanky, Whammy, Deafy, Mathy, Brainy, Fishy, Barfly, Swifty, Clueless, Dizzy, Lordy, Swindly, Pony, Snooty, Twix, Banksy, Wisty, Squirmy, Brewery, Scrappy, Slippy, Trollop, Ballsy, Willy, Rappy, Sneezy, Addy, Icy, Earny, Fidgety, Schooly, Klangy, Wistful, Metal, Lucky, Obsessive, Henzy, Huggy, Sassy, Agey, Pinky, Horny, Benny, Passy, Tingly, Rippy, Reagal, Freebie, Tossy, Slippery, Touchey, Kermy, Wiggly, Druggy, Hippy, Sweety, Dougie, Crappy, Peaty, Nazi, Faulty, Swirley, Crunchy, Bully, Flambe, Biddy, Hoppy, Bangy, Punny, Unsavory, Derpy, Jizzy, Ratty, Unlikable, Gently, Droppy, Ren, Smithy, Knotty, Deady, Chicky, Jerky, Flatulent, Billy, Pithy, Humphrey, Hansel, Poopie, Snuggly, Loki, Dopey, Yippy, Ridonkulous, Cody, Blatty, Renny, Parky, Prancy, Banananery, Yukky, Cheaty, Lossy, Scruffy, Silty, and Drifty each trooped past Snow White and received a farewell kiss and by the time she reached the end of the line her lips fell off.

[lesbiancurb]

if stress made me have clear skin i'd be as smooth as a baby's fuckin bottom but here i am bumpy dumpy slumpy